acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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One-way telepathy

- I'm a  telepath.

- You can read minds?

- No. Project my thoughts.

- But I can't tell what you're thinking.

- It only works if your brain is able to receive my thoughts.

- A kind of brainwave receiver.

- Exactly.

[pause]

- Any luck finding a receiver?

- I'm working on it.
Tags: humor, telepathy
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