acebauer (acebauer) wrote,

Courtroom antics

- I object.

- He can't object. I have a right to the information.

- It's part of our defense.

- And I'm allowed to bring on an offense.

- [interrupting] Our defense requires. . .

- [interrupting and talking over] And our offense requires. . .

[Loud rapping]

- Enough! You may both be as offensive as you want. Just one at a time!
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