acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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Knock, knock, again

- Knock, knock.

- Not this again.

- No, no.  It's a new one.

- There's no such thing as a new knock, knock joke.

- Try me.

- No way.

- Please?

- Alright. But only once.

- Okay.  Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Boo.

- No way.

- No, no.  You're supposed to say, "Boo who?"

- Now you're the one crying.
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