- The truth.
- But I really didn't like what he wrote.
- Was it badly written?
- Not at all. Excellent pacing. Fun vocabulary. Impeccable grammar.
- Was it dull?
- Oh no. Riveting, in its way.
- So what was wrong?
- You know how you despise bananas?
- Yeah. So?
- This was an unblemished banana, neither under-ripe nor over-ripe, that a banana-lover could peel easily, and that tasted exactly how a perfect banana should.
- Ugh.
- Exactly. So. What do I tell him?
- It was a perfect banana.
