acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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Lunch

- I walked the dog the other day. . .

- Is this another joke?

- No. It's a story.

- Well.  Okay.

- So, I walked the dog the other day. . .

- You said that already.

- . . . and I saw a hawk. . .

- Big woof.

- . . . on a branch, in a tree, right over the sidewalk.

- Looking for lunch?

- Maybe.

- You need to get a bigger dog.
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