acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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'Tis always the season

- I really dislike Christmas.

- You're not going to start one of those rants!

- No, no. It's really simple.

- Ohhh-kay. I'll bite. Why do you dislike Christmas?

- Twinkly lights.

[Pause]

- Too twee?

- No. Too much like a migraine aura.

- Hm. That's nasty. But we're not in the Christmas season now.

- I've just been reminded.

- Oh. Sorry.
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