- You're not going to start one of those rants!
- No, no. It's really simple.
- Ohhh-kay. I'll bite. Why do you dislike Christmas?
- Twinkly lights.
- Too twee?
- No. Too much like a migraine aura.
- Hm. That's nasty. But we're not in the Christmas season now.
- I've just been reminded.
- Oh. Sorry.