- You don't like blogs?

- Actually, I do.

- Then why don't you do a better job on this one?

- This isn't a blog.

- Come on.

- Listen.  I like blogs.  I read them all the time.  Some people have really cool things to say.

- You don't have anything to say?

- I can only be cool once a month.

- So?

- Maybe next month.