acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
acebauer
acebauer

The end of the world is near

- I don't know why you're so upset.

- He's going to teach human reproduction!

- There's nothing wrong with that.

- To the entire seventh grade science class!

- It's part of your human biology unit.

- But there are boys in the class!

- He's just going to talk about it, the way he did when you covered the circulatory system and the digestive system.

- You're not listening!

- I am. It's not the end of the world.

- Don't you understand? We're all thirteen.

- Well, yes.

- And they're boys!

- Of course.

- Thirteen year old boys.

[Silence]

- Oh dear.
Tags: real life
Subscribe

  • Here on Earth

    Not too far from us is a pizza parlor that makes fabulous New Haven style pizza—thin crust, fresh ingredients, excellent sauce, cooked to…

  • In the ad-copy-not-to-use dept.

    The headline: "She'll create ski lodge envy." The copy: "After a day on the slopes, she's ready for that first steaming sip of Irish coffee. What…

  • E.L. Konigsburg RIP

    It's with great sadness that I learned that E.L. Konigsburg has died. She was one of my heroes. I wrote about her on Write Up Our Alley a few…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 0 comments