acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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What I really need is a chauffeur.

- It'd be fun to own a jet pack.

- Forget the jet pack. I want a transporter.

- But with a jet pack you get to zoom around -- it's like flying!

- A transporter would allow me to drop the kid off and still make it  to the dentist on time.

- Two things were scheduled for the same time?

- If it were only two. . .
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