acebauer (acebauer) wrote,

Phone calls you don't want to receive after you've returned from vacation

- Welcome home.

- Thanks.

- You know that event you've been planning for the last six months?

- Uh. Yeah.

- You know how it's coming up in a month's time.

- Yeah. So?

- You know that nice place you booked for 150 people?

- What about it?

- It's going out of business.

[Pause. Very long pause.]
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