- Oh. Please!
- It's true. The rhythm for Stayin' Alive is just about perfect for chest compressions when doing CPR.
- There's got to be something better.
- Well, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.
- All right!
- Except, you want the victim, you know, to survive.
- "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. . . ."