acebauer (acebauer) wrote,

Two-year old worries

- Where's the old car?

- We sold it.

- I like the old car.

- I know, sweetie.  But it was time to get rid of it.

- Why?

- We got a new car.  We no longer needed the old one.

[Silence. Eyes Mom's belly.]

- When the new baby comes, get rid of old baby?
Tags: humor, real life

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