xkcd's Conjecture of Stove Ownership:

The corollary -- What Happens When You Own An Oven:
A bacon and cheese roll. (WARNING: This is not for the faint of heart.*)
* Literally as well as figuratively.
Thanks to bookofjoe.com for the link.
The corollary -- What Happens When You Own An Oven:
A bacon and cheese roll. (WARNING: This is not for the faint of heart.*)
* Literally as well as figuratively.
Thanks to bookofjoe.com for the link.