acebauer (acebauer) wrote,

Twist-tie casualties

- We made boats out of duct-tape and cork, and little twist-tie men.

- Did you float the boats?

- Yeah. But Frank, one of the twist-tie guys, always got into trouble.

- How?

- We decided the boats looked like tanks when you turned them upside-down.  Frank kept getting thrown into the water when we needed a tank.

- What happened when you needed a boat?

- He got run over by a tank.
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