acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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Loopholes

- Two lawyers walk into a restaurant.

- You mean a bar.

- Nope. These were hungry.  They place their briefcases on the table and each pulls out a sandwich.

- The waiter runs up?

- You bet. He tells them, "You can't eat your own food in here."

- So what happens?

- They exchange sandwiches.
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