- A poodle is not a number!
- Yes it is!
- A poodle is a dog.
- It's also a number.
- No it isn't.
- There are an infinity numbers.
- So?
- They go on, and on, and on, and on, and don't stop.
- A poodle is a dog.
- Yeah. But if numbers don't stop, you run out of names. And so one of the names for all those numbers has got to be poodle.
Works for me.