acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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Dinner conversation

- Mmm. Where did you get these sausages?

- At the supermarket. They have a island with refrigerated meats. I haven't found any really good bratwurst, though.

- You know, that would make a great title for a book.

- REALLY GOOD BRATWURST?

- No, no. ISLAND OF THE REFRIGERATED MEATS.

- I could be a series. ISLAND OF THE REFRIGERATED MEATS. PART 1: REALLY GOOD BRATWURST.

- PART 2: THEY SMOKED HAM.

- PART 3: BRINGING HOME THE BACON.

- PART 4: PEPPERONI OF DOOM.

[Pause]

- I've had that.
Tags: food, humor
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