- At the supermarket. They have a island with refrigerated meats. I haven't found any really good bratwurst, though.
- You know, that would make a great title for a book.
- REALLY GOOD BRATWURST?
- No, no. ISLAND OF THE REFRIGERATED MEATS.
- I could be a series. ISLAND OF THE REFRIGERATED MEATS. PART 1: REALLY GOOD BRATWURST.
- PART 2: THEY SMOKED HAM.
- PART 3: BRINGING HOME THE BACON.
- PART 4: PEPPERONI OF DOOM.
- I've had that.