acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
acebauer
acebauer

Dinner conversation

- Mmm. Where did you get these sausages?

- At the supermarket. They have a island with refrigerated meats. I haven't found any really good bratwurst, though.

- You know, that would make a great title for a book.

- REALLY GOOD BRATWURST?

- No, no. ISLAND OF THE REFRIGERATED MEATS.

- I could be a series. ISLAND OF THE REFRIGERATED MEATS. PART 1: REALLY GOOD BRATWURST.

- PART 2: THEY SMOKED HAM.

- PART 3: BRINGING HOME THE BACON.

- PART 4: PEPPERONI OF DOOM.

[Pause]

- I've had that.
Tags: food, humor
Subscribe

  • Here on Earth

    Not too far from us is a pizza parlor that makes fabulous New Haven style pizza—thin crust, fresh ingredients, excellent sauce, cooked to…

  • In the ad-copy-not-to-use dept.

    The headline: "She'll create ski lodge envy." The copy: "After a day on the slopes, she's ready for that first steaming sip of Irish coffee. What…

  • E.L. Konigsburg RIP

    It's with great sadness that I learned that E.L. Konigsburg has died. She was one of my heroes. I wrote about her on Write Up Our Alley a few…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 1 comment