acebauer (acebauer) wrote,
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Caution, foul language ahead

- I don't get it. Why is using crap okay, but not s**t?

- Crap wasn't always okay.

- Fair enough. But when you smash your toe, no one yells, "FORNICATE!"

- Too long? Not enough punch?

- How about, "Oedipus!"

[pause]

- I may use that.



With my apologies to Madame's class.
Tags: humor, language
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