- On Easter Monday, the boys doused the girls with water.

- With water pistols?

- Oh no.  With full buckets.  Lots of them.  And threw some in the water troughs.

- That sounds cold.

- On Easter Tuesday, the girls got their revenge.

- They threw water on the boys?

- Nope. They braided green onions into whips, and whipped the boys with them.

- So what happened on Wednesday?